it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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