how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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