wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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