I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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