I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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