Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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