I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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