what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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