I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I had to cum in my sink.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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