I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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