Sry I called you an 8
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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