did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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