Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
What happened?
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I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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