you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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