Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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