hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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