is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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