ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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