i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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