hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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