This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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