Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just forgot I was standing up.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.