sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.