he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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