Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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