The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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