only if we run a train.
done.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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