know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
