Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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