I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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