Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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