Define "chronic" masturbator.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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