So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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