It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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