I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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