so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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