i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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