Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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