Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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