Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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