Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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