so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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