talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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