i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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