96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.