There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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