My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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