Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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