You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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