I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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