Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
false alarm. still invincible.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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