so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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