you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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