actually, I'm a sock model
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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