tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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