My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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