You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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