Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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