I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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